Hey there, loser. So you want to know about me. Well... that's nice? Have fun.

[ rugby / dance / friends / matt / family / comfort over cool / relient K / semi-charmed life / flirting / my ruggers / God / Jesus / christian rock / holidays / snow days / summer vacation / my numerous fiances / sleeping in / happiness / cannolis / italian food / parties / insanity / sobriety / people observing / theory making / hot chocolate / rain / randomness ] IS LOVE ♥

But I hate... [ being sad / freezing / pig / boredom / loneliness / drama / feeling lost / tiredness / low self-esteem / anger / waking up at 615 / guilt / school / earth science / fears ]A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this
as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

relient K, fall out boy, gavin degraw, maroon 5, hawk nelson, billy joel, superchick, green day, jason mraz, the all-american rejects, backstreet boys, hootie & the blowfish, hellogoodbye, aerosmith, ace of base, blink-182, black eyed peas, bowling for soup, eminem, dashboard confessional, kanye west, enrique iglesias, the goo goo dolls, matchbox 20, hot hot heat, red hot chili peppers, third eye blind, santana, will smith, train, yellowcard, switchfoot.

remember the titans, she's all that, breakfast club, 13 going on 30, finding nemo, weird science.

LOST.

East of Eden, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Catcher in the Rye